Category: Funny/Humor

The Deep State Logic in 7 Sentences

 

       

here is what the deep state does.  they have a room with a huge dart board. on that dart board are a variety of narratives. they toss a dart and whatever narrative the dart hits, they go with it. however when that narrative fails, they go back to the room and throw another dart. on and on this goes – each narrative becoming more preposterous as the days pass. so where we began with “the russians did it!” will end with “ronald mcdonald did it with a cheeseburger in the observatory!” catchin’ a “clue” yet?

An Interesting Conversation

 

i’ve been having some insightful, interesting conversations with real earth brother rick the past several days.  he continues to correspond with clair ~ i have felt her more lately as it has become easier for me to tune into that space of the All.  i wanted to share an amazing synchronicity that happened earlier tonight.  i was telling my mate my ability to tune in has really increased the past several days.  after i said this, my phone let me know i had a message and it was rick who said  “she (meaning clair) just said you are tuning in much better.”

some other tidbits ~ clair said our conversations have been very accurate lately.  (we are trying to put together the pieces of the puzzle – what’s happening – where do we go from here – what happens upon the transition)…..

and here is ANOTHER synchro that just happened.  it is 10:00pm here (pacific time) and as i go to pick up my phone to find the exact words he said, i find another text he had sent i did not hear.  i did not hear it for i was in hysterics, laughing so hard along with my daughter as we recalled something we experienced in our bike right tonight which we both found very funny.  i had to leave the room to calm down – i was laughing so hard (plus choking on popcorn and needing to use the bathroom – not a pretty site when you’re my age).  so as i was in the bathroom i suddenly could feel a group of people “around” me – next to me is more accurate – and i could sense clair – i don’t know who the rest were.  anyway i could sense them laughing along with me and i could FEEEEEL the energy of their humor.  it was pure delight.  my girl came running into the bathroom and we both just stood there, giggling like crazy.

i can honestly say i felt almost manic – the intensity of the humor i was feeling was so intense (don’t get me wrong – i LOVED the feeling).  my girl – behaving the same way (although she’s a child so not that unusual of her.)

so imagine my OMG face when i go and notice, just minutes ago, the text he had sent at that time of me and child going full on giggles ~which said, and i quote:  “omg i just heard what sounded like 10 people laughing their asses off….must be we are the entertainment.”

this is getting ridiculously real.  [wp-svg-icons icon=”grin” wrap=”i”]

also having a convo with a youtuber and social media friend who is suddenly having abilities of his seriously amping up now – totally freaking him out. this is all so beautiful!

love,

victoria

End of day Humor

 

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How are these people allowed to have children?

I can't stop laughing 😂Credit: MaximBady

Posted by Viral Motion on Monday, August 6, 2018

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Friday Night Funny

 

editor’s note:  never ate one of those magic brownies but i did once imbibe so much, i got into my car, looked at the clutch and had NO CLUE what it was.  (no, i did not drive…but i did eat a lot of doritos ~ a useful antidote)   [wp-svg-icons icon=”cool” wrap=”i”]

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I'M DYING | by txtu

when you eat your roommates special brownie.

Posted by TXT University on Thursday, March 29, 2018

Some Humor for us “older folks”

 

and no microwaves, computers or cable either…  [wp-svg-icons icon=”grin” wrap=”i”]

Millennials – Brad Upton

Wait. Phones used to be on the wall?

Posted by Dry Bar Comedy on Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Trump and HRC Joke

 

funny and yet not really so funny when you stop and think….

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
“The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Being the mastermind of the so-called Arab Spring that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the “moderate” terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean the INSIDER TRADING of the Tyson chicken deal I did where I invested $1,000 and the next year I got $100,000?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean when Bill met with Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, just before my hearing with the FBI to cut a deal?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean the one where my IT guy at Platte River Networks asked Reddit for help to alter emails?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean where the former Haitian Senate President accused me and my foundation of asking him for bribes?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that old video of me laughing as I explain how I got the charges against that child rapist dropped by blaming the young girl for liking older men and fantasising about them. Even though I knew the guy was guilty?
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that video of me coughing up a giant green lunger into my drinking glass then drinking it back down?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean that video of me passing out on the curb and losing my shoe?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean when I robbed Bernie Sanders of the Democratic Party Nomination by having the DNC rig the nomination process so that I would win?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “You mean how so many people that oppose me have died in mysterious ways?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “Travel Gate? When seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired so that friends of Bill and mine could take over the travel business? And when I lied under oath during the investigation by the FBI, the Department of Justice, the White House itself, the General Accounting Office, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee, and the Whitewater Independent Counsel?”
Trump: “No, the other one:”
Hillary: “The scandal where (while I was Secretary if S…..

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